Things Charlestonians Say

“If you’re an only guy at a bachelorette party, you’re gay. No men with a right mind even thought of being a part of it. It’s annoying just seeing them out in town, let alone being one of them.” – Source:  Facebook

“I couldn’t possibly love you more…why won’t you just ravish me already. make a move. make the effort. I’m all yours, you just have to take me..” – Source: Craigslist

“Hot doctor at trident early Saturday morning.  You took care of my mother. I thanked you as I was leaving the ER.  I`ll love to take care of all those muscles. and tight ASS” – Source:  Craigslist

“MAKE EASY MONEY! ATTRACTIVE GUY IN SEARCH OF WOMEN WITH NICE FEET. THERE ARE NO REQUIREMENTS, JUST HAVE ALRIGHT FEET WITH FRESHLY PAINTED TOENAILS (NO TOENAILS THAT ARE TO SHORT). SERIOUS LADIES ONLY APPLY WITH A PIC OF YOUR FEET.” – Source:  Craigslist

“IOP sucks and I sure hope the multi millionaires living on the ocean are proud of their Cops taking $50 from a single mom…….assholes” – Source:  Craigslist

“Why do we have stop sign and street sign and lines on the roads when no one pays attention to them. Is it a illiteracy problem, or a stupidity problem?” – Source:  Craigslist

“These prices are ridiculous. These are some greedy people charging yuppy prices for trashy,ugly,small,no yard,ghetto looking apartments. From $1300 to $4000 a month? Really???? NASTY!” – Source:  Craigslist

“I just turned my TV off. I can’t stand that bull shit ch 5 throws out in the guise of news. They wouldn’t know what news is if it slapped them in the face.” – Source:  Craigslist

 

 

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