Funny Charleston Headlines (Though Not True, Certainly Could Be)

One of the joys of the Lowcountry is our light-hearted sense of humor as we deal with some of the annoying nuances of life down here.

Based on just everyday observations, we compiled some silly headlines, that in an alternative universe could very well be true.

Funny Charleston Headlines:

• George Sink Sued for Advertising Pollution
• National Diabetes Outbreak Linked to Charleston Tourism
• Charleston Mayor Challenges New York City Mayor to Instagram Competition
• Shortage of Line Cooks Due to Restaurant Explosion in the Lowcountry Forces Local Government to Offer Free Culinary Training to the Homeless
• Guinness World Records Recognizes Charleston for Having the Most Cranes in a City Metro for the Longest Amount of Time
• Lowcountry Breweries Band Together to Influence Legislation Banning PBR, Coors and Budweiser from the Area
• Civil War Re-enactments Postponed Until All Actors Go Through Sensitivity Training
• Darius Rucker and Blowfish Producing Broadway Show in the Lowcountry – Remembering 1999: 90’s Mellow Rock Revival
• Charleston County Introduces New Shuttle Plane Service to Alleviate Traffic Pressures by Flying Commuters to Work
• Seasonal Retractable Bubble Across the Peninsula to Be Built and Used During Hot Humid Days and Hurricane Season
• Mosquito named official bird of the Lowcountry
• Charleston County Governments Halts all Tax and Rent Increases for Two Years Citing that Area has Exceeded National Inflationary Growth
• Toll Booths to Be Installed on 526 and Arthur Ravenel Jr. Bridge to Fund Road Construction Projects
• Drones Funded to Evaluate Traffic Issues and Deliver Drinks/Food to Drivers Stuck in Rush Hour
• Charleston Named #1 Location in the United States for Festivals Per Capita
• Population of Dogs exceeds Humans for the First Time in the Lowcountry

Have a great Friday and Weekend